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Baby on Heat by ~Hammertime:iconHammertime:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Transgressive > Song


I don't want to go
   In a microwave.
I don't want to go
   On the hotplate.
I don't want to go
   Melted cheese face.
I don't want to go
   In raw meat cage.

Baby on heat!
Baby on heat!

I don't want to go
   In the tandoor.
I don't want to go
   In the fridge door.
I don't want to go
   On the spit roast.
I don't want to go
   Through car window.

Baby on heat!
Baby on heat!

I don't want to go
   On toast with jam.
I don't want to go
   In the fry pan.
I don't want to go
   Served cold with spam.
I don't want to go
   In the fat man.
©2007-2010 ~Hammertime
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Author's Comments

Well, first thing I've submitted in a month. And it's a heavy metal song. About eating babies. Progress!

I went to ~tinmanthegreat's house yesterday. And we wrote this exceedingly disturbing song because we could. ANd singing it for an hour or so killed my voice. As a result, I still have no voice. I blame metal.

So, Dickless sang the 'I don't want to go's in a higher voice, where I would then growl out the rest of the lyrics. Yes, we take the piss. The only other point for clarification (apart from me reassuring y'all that I don't eat babies) is that in the chorus (Baby on heat!), I would make bizarre noises. One day, when it's recorded, I'll link it. Yeah? Yeah.

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:icontinmanthegreat:
~tinmanthegreat Nov 14, 2007, 9:35:38 PM
I thought Seref was dickless?

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
:iconhammertime:
~Hammertime Nov 15, 2007, 11:20:59 AM
Everyone's dickless.
:icongleeby:
~Gleeby Nov 15, 2007, 8:02:44 PM
damn your mature content filter, now I can't read it until next march!

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It's a sandwich.... OF DEATH

[link] clickity.

:meditate:
:iconhammertime:
~Hammertime Nov 18, 2007, 12:06:12 AM
Pfft, screw that. Try it now.
:icontinmanthegreat:
~tinmanthegreat Nov 18, 2007, 4:29:41 PM
Even you?

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
:iconhammertime:
~Hammertime Nov 19, 2007, 12:10:38 AM
Especially me. Could be worse. I mean, I could be dickful.
:icontinmanthegreat:
~tinmanthegreat Nov 19, 2007, 5:12:39 PM
But I have a dick, does that make me a freak?

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
:iconhammertime:
~Hammertime Nov 20, 2007, 12:27:00 PM
So many things make you a freak, smooth semen.
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~JaouEnsetsuKokoryuha Nov 20, 2007, 3:43:44 PM
wow, that's... eating babies? :XD: lol

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[link] ZOMG!!! NARU/SASU VIDEO PORN!!!!!!!!! *spazzes n faints* *foams @ mouth*
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